wowfunniestposts:

laugh trip

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Find the nearest book, open it to page 47, read the 5th line. That describes how your sex life is going to be like for 2012. Tell me what you got ;)

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smilebackbeautification:

true written by me made by me

randiidandii:

” I just want to do everything. Why can’t we all do everything we want to? I’d be a writer and a singer and a painter and a politician and … Maybe an Olympic track star.” “In one life time?” ” Why not? Sleep less” - Hard Love by Ellen Wittlinger

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• channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
• me: ok

smoketilript:

I NEED THIS NOW

mine??

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when my phone doesn't have enough battery to let me take pics or make calls, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 10 seconds that the battery is low.

wowfunniestposts:

Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.

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